This year for Christmas I made plaster replicas of my hand shooting the bird as presents for all my friends. Haha.. Yup.. I spray painted them gold too.. There where only a few slight mishaps here and there but I am so proud of myself for being able to do all this under my parents radar

My most favorite of memories happen during the fall season.. more specifically during the Halloween season during October. Last October was the first time I watched The Maxx and now every time I see blue fall skies and dried dead leaves I instantly think of that show and eating pizza smothered with Tabasco sauce!

Years before when I was in the Third Grade me and my bro rented Mario RPG for the first time and let me just say that was the awesomest Halloween week ever!.. Not only was it the first time we played Mario RPG but that same week was the Series Premier of Goosebumps!.. When I was a kid I went ape shit for that show.. even though every episode ended in a bizarre/retarded twist.. R.L Stein is just as bad as M.Night..

It's so weird how I remember things.. I just wish I can describe things more vividly and I wish people could feel the same way I feel during Fall!.. It's just things get so decorative around this time of year and when I was a kid is was magical to me.. Sometimes I like to go to Target just to walk around and looks at all the Halloween decorations they have up.. just like it was when I was a kid. Oh shit I just remebered.. Target was where I bought Jet Force Gemini.. probably one of the greatest games for the N64 when I was a kid.. Bought it during November.. also in the Fall..

I hope this year I can make some new happy memories.

I just finished paying off my truck and I just got a big fat pay check so I decided to mossy over and buy a cheap horror movie. One in particular caught my eye: Feast 2. I couldn't find part one but I didn't think it mattered. It look pretty simple.. Flesh eating monsters terrorize a small town... How can you possibly fuck up a movie like that?... Well who ever made this movie found a way!

This movie is just dark for the sake of being dark.. Most of the things that happen in this movie are just plain unnecessary and it has one incredibly fucked up story structure..

The good things about this movie: Crazy Ass Violence and Gratuitous Nudity. The Monsters special effects where pretty awesome too.. Oh and midget wrestling.. that was cool too.

The Bad: Basically this movie just symbolizes the ugliness of human nature. This guy try's to save this baby from the monsters but realizes he can't out run the monsters while carrying the baby so he chucks it and it gets devoured. Than there's this scene where this old lady gets doused with monster puke and she slowly corrodes into nothing.. I'm not going to get into severe details but the survivors made a catapult and they need to test it so they use the old lady.. while she's still alive.. and what's worse is the sad crying sound she makes throughout this whole scene.. it's still in my head..

I wanted to go to bed after watching the movie but I'm just too damn moody now.. They made a part three but I read the synopsis of it on Wikipedia.. and the ending is complete bull shit like this whole movie franchise.. When am I going to find a decent horror/monster movie?...

Seriously.. What the fuck Texas?.. What the fuck?..

I predict it's going to end with Bruce Willis' character finding out that he's actually a robot controlling another robot that's being powered by a hamster wheel.

How ever it ends I kinda want to see it.. I haven't seen Bruce Willis in a sci-fi movie in forever and it looks just as sexy as Blade Runner.